Alright so me and my boyfriend have been in a fight for the last 3 days and finally today I text him this long message outlining every single thing that is bothering me. I was all heartfelt and shit and he responded by telling me that I had used ‘then’ improperly twice in the message and should have used ‘than.’

So I guess my question is, if I murdered him would it be justifiable? Like, any jury would have to let me off for that based on the fact that he totally deserved it, right?


Emma Watson - Late Show with David Letterman Arrivals - 25 March 2014